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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Truthfully, Crowley had no intentions of coming back this soon. Their argument still won’t get out of his head no matter how much he wants it to, and one moment of solidarity as they stood off against their bosses and Satan himself with nothing more than a tyre iron and a small child who just happens to be the Antichrist isn’t enough to wipe away the… the everything that happened because of that incident at the bandstand. Even now, after everything they’ve been through, just thinking about it makes Crowley’s blood boil.

He needs a nap. He needs a holiday. He needs to do something away from here that won’t make him think about Aziraphale.

But every time he seriously contemplates doing so, hellfire flickers behind his eyes. Every time he glances at the Bentley, phantom rotten bleach invades his nose and mouth. Every time he thinks about running away and buying a cottage in the South Downs, a croon of “We did warn you,” whispers in his ears.

So here he is. Sitting outside the last place… okay, no, third last place, Heaven or Hell would still be way worse - third last place he wants to be.

Chapter 5 is up at last!

Source: archiveofourown.org
Pinned Post good omens ineffable husbands aziraphale crowley anthony j crowley I'd pray for this to go in the tags but honestly i fought so hard just to get the chapter posted with the damn italics that i don't have the energy to care anyways one last chapter after this and then we're done!!! oh look she speaks oh yeah she writes
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quintessentialverbalized

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

quintessentialverbalized

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

foldingfittedsheets

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

callmebliss

I Will Imagine This

ancient-namess
tchaikovskaya

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had to be there i guess

arvethli

I told y'all it was a pun

A very long thread on it: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505646738627088389?t=06aHTTZkf1ZaJyCDhWUzTg&s=19

And the punchline, if anyone wants to jump there directly: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505648702119202823?t=IHkQWeElTa0T63o3lbr12Q&s=19

honeylazors

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fierceawakening

that's excellent

thisarenotarealblog

cracking open a cold one with the sumerian dog